Saturday, October 21, 2017

Goodness Knows

Goodness Knows


At the end of my yesterdays

I'll bid you adieu 

But today, I pray 

To keep Heaven at bay


I'm going there tomorrow

Just down the road

From where we've come

To goodness knows


Moronda Rights


You have the right to remain ignorant. Anything you say, write, or tweet can, and will be, mocked. You have the right to Facebook friends who share your moronic beliefs. You have the right to tweet your moronic beliefs to all the morons who follow you. You have the right to like only soldiers who were not captured. You have the right to burn a copy of the Bill of Rights when those sons of bitches take a knee during the National Anthem. You have the right to disrespect Gold Star families. You have the right to support the many good people in the KKK and other white supremacist groups. You have the right to get back on your psych meds ... or not. And, you have the right to run for President of the United States. If you cannot afford a MAGA hat, you can make one out of aluminum foil that will also protect you from the spy satellites Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton put overhead to keep track of your whereabouts.

Happy Holidays!