Thursday, November 15, 2012

NMRI Unpaid Social Liaison

Job Announcement: NMRI Unpaid Social Liaison

At the National Marshmallow Roasters Institute (NMRI), we  are hiring several Unpaid Social Liaisons. Responsibilities include ensuring private NMRI social functions and affairs remain just that: Private.

The unpaid liaison interacts with paparazzi, journalists, photographers, roasters, and our other unpaid liaisons to provide the requisite privacy and intimate counsel to officers and board members of NMRI before, during and after roasts, social functions and affairs.

The unpaid liaison reports to the NMRI Secretary Under the President. Though the position is unpaid, the liaison will be provided a $3500/month apartment allowance, hotel suites during travel, $5000/month Victoria's Secret clothing allowance (female liaisons), $5000/month Speedo Apparel clothing allowance (male liaisons), $7500/month Nordstrom clothing allowance (all liaisons), 24-hour chauffeured limousine service, and a $15,000 per month expense account.

Personal interviews will be held at the NMRI Palm Beach, Florida and NMRI Malibu California Private Retreats and will be conducted between the Secretary under the President and President. There will be an oral interview with the Secretary under the President (25% of interview) followed by an oral interview with the President (25% of interview), followed by a joint "hands-on" interview with both the Secretary under the President and President (50% of interview).

No need to bring anything to the interview. Various sundries for an extended stay (should that be proffered by the Secretary under the President, or President) will be provided.

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