Saturday, May 8, 2010

Lady GagGag mad at American Idol

So Lady GagGag is mad because American Idol cut short her performance? Earth to Lady GagGag. The 19 million people who watched the show are mad that American Idol didn't cut the entire crapfest you put on. The black veil was a nice touch. Mourning the loss of talented guests on American Idol.

We've figured out Lady GagGag's whole gig. The more distractions, smoke, visual effects, and writhing half-naked dancers she puts in her act, the less we notice she has no talent. Lady GagGag is like Goldman Sachs. Put up fictitious crap, call it talent or investments, and laugh all the way to the bank with some poor sucker's money.

Is it any wonder American Idol has its lowest ratings since 2002?

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